Conversations around the house

Joseph: "I don't like it when I turn into a grandpa."

Me: "Well, then don't."

Joseph (with frustration): "But that's what people do!!!! First they're a baby, then they're a kid, then they're a mom and then they're a grandpa and grandma!"

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Joseph doing "this little piggy" to Theo: "This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had water, this little piggy had pajamas, this little piggy had a bed..."


(self-portrait by Joseph)

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Rebecca: "I think 5 kids is enough. Any more than that is too much."

Me: "Daddy had 7 kids in his family!"

Rebecca (astonished): "How did they all take a bath?"

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