Joseph-isms

Mommy: "Before Theo came to our family he was in heaven."

Joseph: "Theo didn't like it in heaven."

M: "Why?"

J: "It was too dusty."

M: "What kind of dust?"

J: "Cloud dust."

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Definitions according to a 3 year old:

I was handing Buzz Lightyear to Joseph and I said: "Here's Buzz."

He must not have liked how I pronounced Buzz because he said:

"His name is not Bus. It's BUZZ. A BUS is a BUS and BUZZ is BUZZ."